Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Such a diva

Story: Our contractor turned off the water for the first time last week when they started work on the shower fixtures upstairs. When he did so, he went around to a couple of the main floor faucets to turn them on and run the pipes clear. Later he walked up to me and was all, "Would you like me to try and tighten up that kitchen faucet so it doesn't leak all over? Or do you, uhh, like it that way?"

Peace out, old faucet.
Your hose leaked and your neck leaked and you were too small and you didn't swivel even though you should have. But did you really have to be such a drama queen and demand attention away from upstairs? That, I'm Gonna Turn My Tiny Leak Into A Big Gusher Leak move you pulled? That was sneaky, sir. Mighty sneaky.

We took advantage of our current discount at the bath and kitchen showroom via my cousin and, along with the toilets and sinks for upstairs, ordered a nice faucet that we plan to continue using even when we remodel the kitchen someday. It's a Delta Cassidy.

It arrived yesterday, and my cute plumber in residence jumped on the task.

Hello, new friend.
Mmm. You're looking mighty fine.
Welcome home. We don't want any drama outta you now, you hear?

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